Child Chaos

Eventually my sister has made the very sensible move from smelly London to lovely Scotland. Her twin girls have just turned 2 and to celebrate we had a joint birthday party with Ian’s daughter Katie, who turned 5 the day before. It all seemed like a good idea. Then the chaos began.

1st how to transport all 3 nieces (the twins and their 2 month old sister) to Luncarty, with only one car and one car seat, for the baby. As in London having a car is pretty much a lot more hassel than it’s worth they never bothered to get one. Mum’s car isn’t big enough to take 3 car seats, so Ian had to make 2 trips with his one toddler child seat in order to get everyone there. Once there the hall was freezing (not surprising for December in Scotland) and not set up and another load of children of varying ages were due very soon.

Thankfully we managed to get everything ready on time and we could sit back and enjoy the running, screaming, shouting, crying, jumping and general madness of the party! I took the camera with me, but the light was shockingly bad and is hard to get a shot with so many fast moving little people getting in the way or moving before I can focus. But I managed to get some. 2 hours or so later the guests left, the wee ones were over tired and grumpy and the hall was a little trashed. But the birthday girls seemed to have had a good day, and I guess that’s what counts!

 

with dad
Birthday Twins with Their Dad

Father and daughter
Katie with Ian eyeing up the cakes

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I’m not grumpy, just intolerant!!!

Over recent months I have found myself chronically tired, never having any energy to get up and go! My stomach was making all kinds of weird noises and I felt bloated and irritable. After some time I decided to go and see the Doctor to see if there was more to it than just me getting old!

After several blood tests, until my blood became reluctant to come out, we were no closer to an answer, but the Doctor had put an idea in my head after suggesting it could be Celiac (a reaction to gluten). I decided to avoid wheat and gluten until the results came back and low and behold I felt better after a few weeks. The test came back negitive for Celiac, but made me think about food intolerances. However the NHS do not test for food intolerance so I had to go elsewhere and after much searching I found that the HiIghland Health Store in Perth did food testing every 2 months so I put my name down.

A few weeks on I was sitting at a table and being scanned by a very Star trek piece of equipment that involved me holding metal probes while a couple of hundred tiny samples of various foods were run through my body and the recations monitored and recorded on the computer. After some colour co-ordinated results were spewed out of the more 21st Century printer, I found my answers.

I was intolerant to quite a few foods, some more than other. Some didn’t matter like beef and pheasant and seafoods as I’m vergetarian, but others were a bit more life changing!

For extra cruelty, I've added a picture of some of my home made banana chocolate muffins Sarah! - Ian

Not only was there a medium intolerance to wheat, eggs and vinegar, but a strong intolerance to yeast. At first I thought “ok that’s doable” but soon I realised my mistake! No pizza, bread, bagels, toast (how I miss toast!), muffins, doughnuts, cupcakes, scones (how can i be a sconie if I can’t eat scones?), pasta (and suddenly I want to eat mac cheese),  even some soup has yeast in it!

So it’s all fruit and veg and home cooking and probiotics and Digestive enzymes (to help break down any foods I do end up eating that I’m intolerant to) or a couple of days down the line I’m absolutely floored. So if you are in Perth and see someone pressed up against the bakery window with a pitiful look on their face and not exactly happy, just remeber that I’m not odd or grumpy – just intolerant!

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